Man causes a series of accidents with a bus

A man tried to drive a bus away on the streets of Xining, Qinghai Province recently. Surveillance cameras on the road and bus recorded the entire incident as the runaway bus rampaged and knocked down a pedestrian on the sidewalk. The bus driver was heading to the restroom and left the keys on the bus for three minutes. According to the police, the suspect had never driven before and escaped after causing the accident. Local police officers have arrested him and the bus driver was suspended. A further investigation is underway.

Selak was now given a four year respite from Death messing with him, but all good things must come to an end. Despite obvious signs that he should barricade himself in his home and invent a line of bubblewrap clothing, having nearly died aboard a train, a plane, and a bus, Selak decided it would be a good idea to drive around in his car. Unfortunately, his car caught fire as he was driving. He jumped out and ran away from the car, getting away just shortly before the car was engulfed in flames, followed by the gas tank exploding.

Rather than switch to simply riding bikes, he got a different car and decided to risk automobile travel once again… mistake. Fire once again claimed one of his cars three years later, when a defective fuel pump sprayed gasoline over the hot engine. The resulting flames that suddenly shot through the air vents burned off most of Selak’s hair and caused him a couple other burns, but that was the extent of his injuries.

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